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sinkers or floaters?
Are you a folder or a crumpler?
Are you an inspector?
Are you a stander or sitter? (A stander stands up after defecating so he/she can easily wipe his/her bottom, a Sitter keeps seated for this).
Are you a double dipper? (A double-dipper will sometimes wipe more than once with the same piece of toilet paper)
Do you use moist wipes or wet your toilet paper?
Do you read in the bathroom?
Do you sit upright or bend forward?
Do you inspect what you've left in the bowl before flushing?
How far down do you pull your pants/underwear?
If you flush but there is still some left, do you flush again until its all gone?
To wipe, do you reach your hand between your legs, or do you reach your hand around your backside?
Once you start wiping, do you wipe from front to back or back to front?
Do you usually wipe until you are totally clean, or just until most of it is gone?
Do you try to avoid pooping in public restrooms in other people are there?
Do you drop a few squares of toilet paper in the bowl before you start, to stop water/pee from bouncing up into your ass?
Do you use air freshener (or light a match) after you go to the bathroom?
Do you usually pee standing up or sitting down?
Have you ever urinated in the shower?
Have you ever urinated in a swimming pool (not including when you were a little kid)?
Have you ever urinated in the ocean, lake or river (not including when you were a little kid)?
At home, do you usually go pee with the bathroom door open when somebody else is around?
How should toilet paper be hung on the spool? Should the sheets be hanging around the front or around the back?
Do you urinate every time you defecate?
Have you ever eaten anything while you are going to the bathroom?
Before sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom, do you wipe the toilet seat to clean it first (or use a protective cover)?
Have you ever tried to fart but pooped in your pants instead?
Does it bother you to have a conversation with someone while you or they are going to the bathroom?

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(Anonymous)
Jul. 30th, 2005 07:31 pm (UTC)
sinkers or floaters? Sinker
Are you a folder or a crumpler? Crumpler
Are you an inspector? No
Are you a stander or sitter? (A stander stands up after defecating so he/she can easily wipe his/her bottom, a Sitter keeps seated for this). Sitter
Are you a double dipper? (A double-dipper will sometimes wipe more than once with the same piece of toilet paper) Yep
Do you use moist wipes or wet your toilet paper? No!
Do you read in the bathroom? Yes
Do you sit upright or bend forward? Upright
Do you inspect what you've left in the bowl before flushing? No
How far down do you pull your pants/underwear? Knees
If you flush but there is still some left, do you flush again until its all gone? Yep
To wipe, do you reach your hand between your legs, or do you reach your hand around your backside? Between my legs
Once you start wiping, do you wipe from front to back or back to front? Front to back
Do you usually wipe until you are totally clean, or just until most of it is gone? Totally clean
Do you try to avoid pooping in public restrooms in other people are there? Yes!
Do you drop a few squares of toilet paper in the bowl before you start, to stop water/pee from bouncing up into your ass? Nope
Do you use air freshener (or light a match) after you go to the bathroom? Nope
Do you usually pee standing up or sitting down? Sitting
Have you ever urinated in the shower? Yep
Have you ever urinated in a swimming pool (not including when you were a little kid)? Yes
Have you ever urinated in the ocean, lake or river (not including when you were a little kid)? Yes
At home, do you usually go pee with the bathroom door open when somebody else is around? No
How should toilet paper be hung on the spool? Should the sheets be hanging around the front or around the back? Front
Do you urinate every time you defecate? Yes
Have you ever eaten anything while you are going to the bathroom? No
Before sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom, do you wipe the toilet seat to clean it first (or use a protective cover)? Nah
Have you ever tried to fart but pooped in your pants instead? Not yet
Does it bother you to have a conversation with someone while you or they are going to the bathroom? No

Okay that was totally gross. But kind of entertaining :) Specially at 3:30 in the morning.
(Anonymous)
Aug. 1st, 2005 01:05 am (UTC)
sinkers or floaters? sinkers
Are you a folder or a crumpler? crumpler
Are you an inspector? no
Are you a stander or sitter? (A stander stands up after defecating so he/she can easily wipe his/her bottom, a Sitter keeps seated for this). sitter
Are you a double dipper? (A double-dipper will sometimes wipe more than once with the same piece of toilet paper) yes
Do you use moist wipes or wet your toilet paper? no
Do you read in the bathroom? no
Do you sit upright or bend forward? upright
Do you inspect what you've left in the bowl before flushing? ew...no
How far down do you pull your pants/underwear? knees
If you flush but there is still some left, do you flush again until its all gone? yes
To wipe, do you reach your hand between your legs, or do you reach your hand around your backside? between
Once you start wiping, do you wipe from front to back or back to front? front to back
Do you usually wipe until you are totally clean, or just until most of it is gone? clean
Do you try to avoid pooping in public restrooms in other people are there? yes
Do you drop a few squares of toilet paper in the bowl before you start, to stop water/pee from bouncing up into your ass? no...that never happens to me...o_0
Do you use air freshener (or light a match) after you go to the bathroom? no
Do you usually pee standing up or sitting down? sitting...o_0 I'magirl. XD
Have you ever urinated in the shower? yuppers!
Have you ever urinated in a swimming pool (not including when you were a little kid)? yup!
Have you ever urinated in the ocean, lake or river (not including when you were a little kid)? DUH...my friends and I held hands and did it all together (3 times...last week. XD)
At home, do you usually go pee with the bathroom door open when somebody else is around? no
How should toilet paper be hung on the spool? Should the sheets be hanging around the front or around the back? front?
Do you urinate every time you defecate? I think? I dunno...hmm...
Have you ever eaten anything while you are going to the bathroom? ew...yes. XD
Before sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom, do you wipe the toilet seat to clean it first (or use a protective cover)? only if it has pee on it
Have you ever tried to fart but pooped in your pants instead? not for a long time
Does it bother you to have a conversation with someone while you or they are going to the bathroom? of course not, I call friends/talk through stalls all the time. but only for peeing.
(Anonymous)
Aug. 2nd, 2005 07:13 pm (UTC)
sinkers or floaters? sinker
Are you a folder or a crumpler? crumpler
Are you an inspector? no
Are you a stander or sitter? (A stander stands up after defecating so he/she can easily wipe his/her bottom, a Sitter keeps seated for this). sitter
Are you a double dipper? (A double-dipper will sometimes wipe more than once with the same piece of toilet paper) no
Do you use moist wipes or wet your toilet paper? huh?
Do you read in the bathroom? yes
Do you sit upright or bend forward? upright
Do you inspect what you've left in the bowl before flushing? no
How far down do you pull your pants/underwear? all the way
If you flush but there is still some left, do you flush again until its all gone? yes
To wipe, do you reach your hand between your legs, or do you reach your hand around your backside? um. . .both?
Once you start wiping, do you wipe from front to back or back to front? front to back
Do you usually wipe until you are totally clean, or just until most of it is gone? clean
Do you try to avoid pooping in public restrooms in other people are there? yes
Do you drop a few squares of toilet paper in the bowl before you start, to stop water/pee from bouncing up into your ass? no
Do you use air freshener (or light a match) after you go to the bathroom? at home, yes
Do you usually pee standing up or sitting down? sitting down
Have you ever urinated in the shower? yes
Have you ever urinated in a swimming pool (not including when you were a little kid)? yes
Have you ever urinated in the ocean, lake or river (not including when you were a little kid)? oh yeah ;-)
At home, do you usually go pee with the bathroom door open when somebody else is around? no
How should toilet paper be hung on the spool? Should the sheets be hanging around the front or around the back? front
Do you urinate every time you defecate? i think. . .
Have you ever eaten anything while you are going to the bathroom? yes
Before sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom, do you wipe the toilet seat to clean it first (or use a protective cover)? wipe

**Lol, this cracked me up!! Good job asking questions that I, and others, have always wanted to know!!**
Have you ever tried to fart but pooped in your pants instead? no
Does it bother you to have a conversation with someone while you or they are going to the bathroom? not really
(Anonymous)
Aug. 17th, 2005 03:31 am (UTC)
haha this looks like fun

sinkers or floaters? i dunno
Are you a folder or a crumpler? crumpler
Are you an inspector? not really
Are you a stander or sitter? (A stander stands up after defecating so he/she can easily wipe his/her bottom, a Sitter keeps seated for this). i'm a stander, and i thought i was the only one!
Are you a double dipper? (A double-dipper will sometimes wipe more than once with the same piece of toilet paper) sometimes i am, but just when i took too much toilet paper and i fold it in half
Do you use moist wipes or wet your toilet paper? no
Do you read in the bathroom? i bring my laptop with me.
Do you sit upright or bend forward? forward.
Do you inspect what you've left in the bowl before flushing? sometimes.
How far down do you pull your pants/underwear? to my knees.
If you flush but there is still some left, do you flush again until its all gone? yes!
To wipe, do you reach your hand between your legs, or do you reach your hand around your backside? backside.. i didn't know people reached between their legs.
Once you start wiping, do you wipe from front to back or back to front? front to back, i think that is what you're supposed to do
Do you usually wipe until you are totally clean, or just until most of it is gone? TOTALLY clean
Do you try to avoid pooping in public restrooms in other people are there? nah i like it better cause i don't stink up my own bathroom!
Do you drop a few squares of toilet paper in the bowl before you start, to stop water/pee from bouncing up into your ass? no, never thought of that
Do you use air freshener (or light a match) after you go to the bathroom? sometimes
Do you usually pee standing up or sitting down? squatting or sitting depending what toilet i'm using.
Have you ever urinated in the shower? sure!
Have you ever urinated in a swimming pool (not including when you were a little kid)? haha no.
Have you ever urinated in the ocean, lake or river (not including when you were a little kid)? sure!
At home, do you usually go pee with the bathroom door open when somebody else is around? nope.
How should toilet paper be hung on the spool? Should the sheets be hanging around the front or around the back? FRONT. this is very important.
Do you urinate every time you defecate? no, actually.
Have you ever eaten anything while you are going to the bathroom? chocolate or junk food.
Before sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom, do you wipe the toilet seat to clean it first (or use a protective cover)? yes, or else i just squat.
Have you ever tried to fart but pooped in your pants instead? haha, a tiny bit once.
Does it bother you to have a conversation with someone while you or they are going to the bathroom? not at all!
natalielight
Sep. 5th, 2005 11:54 am (UTC)
hey there,i'd love to be friends with you:)i already added you:)
i'm bipolar/OCD/GAD/childhood sexual abuse/SI/ED&what else to say..
hugs,Natalie
*I LOVE ANGELS&BUTTERFLIES!*
donrufie
Sep. 5th, 2005 02:54 pm (UTC)
ok, I'll add you back ^_^
(Anonymous)
Sep. 27th, 2005 04:29 pm (UTC)
sinkers or floaters? Sinkers

Are you a folder or a crumpler?folder

Are you an inspector? No

Are you a stander or sitter? (A stander stands up after defecating so he/she can easily wipe his/her bottom, a Sitter keeps seated for this). usually a sitter

Are you a double dipper? (A double-dipper will sometimes wipe more than once with the same piece of toilet paper) No

Do you use moist wipes or wet your toilet paper? No

Do you read in the bathroom? Maxim or Rolling Stone

Do you sit upright or bend forward? Bend forward a little bit

Do you inspect what you've left in the bowl before flushing? Yes, but not too much. i just check the length and consistency

How far down do you pull your pants/underwear? if im shitting? to my ankles

If you flush but there is still some left, do you flush again until its all gone? some what left? yes?

To wipe, do you reach your hand between your legs, or do you reach your hand around your backside? wow, around my back. i didnt know you could do the other

Once you start wiping, do you wipe from front to back or back to front? from taint to lower back

Do you usually wipe until you are totally clean, or just until most of it is gone? totally clean

Do you try to avoid pooping in public restrooms in other people are there? at all costs. and if someone walks in i hold it til they leave

Do you drop a few squares of toilet paper in the bowl before you start, to stop water/pee from bouncing up into your ass? wow, i never thought of that, but no, i like the feeling

Do you use air freshener (or light a match) after you go to the bathroom? If its readily available

Do you usually pee standing up or sitting down? standing unless in bored/tired/wanna read

Have you ever urinated in the shower? Yes

Have you ever urinated in a swimming pool (not including when you were a little kid)? No

Have you ever urinated in the ocean, lake or river (not including when you were a little kid)? Yes

At home, do you usually go pee with the bathroom door open when somebody else is around? With friends, ya. family, no

How should toilet paper be hung on the spool? Should the sheets be hanging around the front or around the back? Around the Front

Do you urinate every time you defecate? Yes

Have you ever eaten anything while you are going to the bathroom? Yes

Before sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom, do you wipe the toilet seat to clean it first (or use a protective cover)? i check out the situation first then act accordingly. but i always rip off the first foot or so of toilet paper and then use the next part

Have you ever tried to fart but pooped in your pants instead? and work once a lil bit

Does it bother you to have a conversation with someone while you or they are going to the bathroom? Not at all. When im in the shower people come in all the time to go.
erinisle
Sep. 29th, 2005 10:22 pm (UTC)
Hey, this is eryncalen on a new livejournal because I had a problem with my password on my other one and I can't get logged back in. So, I made this one. Just keep the other one on your friends list for now as well, in case I can get it back since it only happend a few days ago. Thanks ♥
donrufie
Sep. 30th, 2005 04:01 am (UTC)
added :3
(Anonymous)
Oct. 13th, 2005 08:38 am (UTC)
sinkers or floaters? sinkers
Are you a folder or a crumpler? crumpler
Are you an inspector? yup
Are you a stander or sitter? (A stander stands up after defecating so he/she can easily wipe his/her bottom, a Sitter keeps seated for this). sitter
Are you a double dipper? (A double-dipper will sometimes wipe more than once with the same piece of toilet paper) no
Do you use moist wipes or wet your toilet paper? not usually...
Do you read in the bathroom? yeah
Do you sit upright or bend forward?bend forward
Do you inspect what you've left in the bowl before flushing? yeah
How far down do you pull your pants/underwear? to the knees
If you flush but there is still some left, do you flush again until its all gone? yes
To wipe, do you reach your hand between your legs, or do you reach your hand around your backside? between the legs
Once you start wiping, do you wipe from front to back or back to front? back to front
Do you usually wipe until you are totally clean, or just until most of it is gone? clean
Do you try to avoid pooping in public restrooms in other people are there? yes
Do you drop a few squares of toilet paper in the bowl before you start, to stop water/pee from bouncing up into your ass? no, but I think i will from not on...
Do you use air freshener (or light a match) after you go to the bathroom? yes, air freshener, no match
Do you usually pee standing up or sitting down? sitting down
Have you ever urinated in the shower? yes
Have you ever urinated in a swimming pool (not including when you were a little kid)? yes
Have you ever urinated in the ocean, lake or river (not including when you were a little kid)? yes
At home, do you usually go pee with the bathroom door open when somebody else is around? no
How should toilet paper be hung on the spool? Should the sheets be hanging around the front or around the back? front
Do you urinate every time you defecate? almost every time
Have you ever eaten anything while you are going to the bathroom? yes...
Before sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom, do you wipe the toilet seat to clean it first (or use a protective cover)? no
Have you ever tried to fart but pooped in your pants instead? >< yes
Does it bother you to have a conversation with someone while you or they are going to the bathroom? a little.. but my sister does in all the time to me anyway...
(Anonymous)
Dec. 12th, 2005 09:38 am (UTC)
sinkers or floaters? sinkers
Are you a folder or a crumpler? folder
Are you an inspector? ys
Are you a stander or sitter? (A stander stands up after defecating so he/she can easily wipe his/her bottom, a Sitter keeps seated for this). stander
Are you a double dipper? (A double-dipper will sometimes wipe more than once with the same piece of toilet paper) yes
Do you use moist wipes or wet your toilet paper? yes
Do you read in the bathroom? yes
Do you sit upright or bend forward? forward
Do you inspect what you've left in the bowl before flushing? yes
How far down do you pull your pants/underwear?kneeses
If you flush but there is still some left, do you flush again until its all gone? yes
To wipe, do you reach your hand between your legs, or do you reach your hand around your backside? around my backside
Once you start wiping, do you wipe from front to back or back to front? front to back
Do you usually wipe until you are totally clean, or just until most of it is gone? most ofit gone
Do you try to avoid pooping in public restrooms in other people are there? yes
Do you drop a few squares of toilet paper in the bowl before you start, to stop water/pee from bouncing up into your ass? never even thought of that
Do you use air freshener (or light a match) after you go to the bathroom? no
Do you usually pee standing up or sitting down? sitting down
Have you ever urinated in the shower? yes
Have you ever urinated in a swimming pool (not including when you were a little kid)? yes
Have you ever urinated in the ocean, lake or river (not including when you were a little kid)? yes
At home, do you usually go pee with the bathroom door open when somebody else is around? no
How should toilet paper be hung on the spool? Should the sheets be hanging around the front or around the back? front
Do you urinate every time you defecate? yes
Have you ever eaten anything while you are going to the bathroom? yes
Before sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom, do you wipe the toilet seat to clean it first (or use a protective cover)? yes
Have you ever tried to fart but pooped in your pants instead? no
Does it bother you to have a conversation with someone while you or they are going to the bathroom? yes
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