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sinkers or floaters?
Are you a folder or a crumpler?
Are you an inspector?
Are you a stander or sitter? (A stander stands up after defecating so he/she can easily wipe his/her bottom, a Sitter keeps seated for this).
Are you a double dipper? (A double-dipper will sometimes wipe more than once with the same piece of toilet paper)
Do you use moist wipes or wet your toilet paper?
Do you read in the bathroom?
Do you sit upright or bend forward?
Do you inspect what you've left in the bowl before flushing?
How far down do you pull your pants/underwear?
If you flush but there is still some left, do you flush again until its all gone?
To wipe, do you reach your hand between your legs, or do you reach your hand around your backside?
Once you start wiping, do you wipe from front to back or back to front?
Do you usually wipe until you are totally clean, or just until most of it is gone?
Do you try to avoid pooping in public restrooms in other people are there?
Do you drop a few squares of toilet paper in the bowl before you start, to stop water/pee from bouncing up into your ass?
Do you use air freshener (or light a match) after you go to the bathroom?
Do you usually pee standing up or sitting down?
Have you ever urinated in the shower?
Have you ever urinated in a swimming pool (not including when you were a little kid)?
Have you ever urinated in the ocean, lake or river (not including when you were a little kid)?
At home, do you usually go pee with the bathroom door open when somebody else is around?
How should toilet paper be hung on the spool? Should the sheets be hanging around the front or around the back?
Do you urinate every time you defecate?
Have you ever eaten anything while you are going to the bathroom?
Before sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom, do you wipe the toilet seat to clean it first (or use a protective cover)?
Have you ever tried to fart but pooped in your pants instead?
Does it bother you to have a conversation with someone while you or they are going to the bathroom?

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(Anonymous)
Aug. 17th, 2005 03:31 am (UTC)
haha this looks like fun

sinkers or floaters? i dunno
Are you a folder or a crumpler? crumpler
Are you an inspector? not really
Are you a stander or sitter? (A stander stands up after defecating so he/she can easily wipe his/her bottom, a Sitter keeps seated for this). i'm a stander, and i thought i was the only one!
Are you a double dipper? (A double-dipper will sometimes wipe more than once with the same piece of toilet paper) sometimes i am, but just when i took too much toilet paper and i fold it in half
Do you use moist wipes or wet your toilet paper? no
Do you read in the bathroom? i bring my laptop with me.
Do you sit upright or bend forward? forward.
Do you inspect what you've left in the bowl before flushing? sometimes.
How far down do you pull your pants/underwear? to my knees.
If you flush but there is still some left, do you flush again until its all gone? yes!
To wipe, do you reach your hand between your legs, or do you reach your hand around your backside? backside.. i didn't know people reached between their legs.
Once you start wiping, do you wipe from front to back or back to front? front to back, i think that is what you're supposed to do
Do you usually wipe until you are totally clean, or just until most of it is gone? TOTALLY clean
Do you try to avoid pooping in public restrooms in other people are there? nah i like it better cause i don't stink up my own bathroom!
Do you drop a few squares of toilet paper in the bowl before you start, to stop water/pee from bouncing up into your ass? no, never thought of that
Do you use air freshener (or light a match) after you go to the bathroom? sometimes
Do you usually pee standing up or sitting down? squatting or sitting depending what toilet i'm using.
Have you ever urinated in the shower? sure!
Have you ever urinated in a swimming pool (not including when you were a little kid)? haha no.
Have you ever urinated in the ocean, lake or river (not including when you were a little kid)? sure!
At home, do you usually go pee with the bathroom door open when somebody else is around? nope.
How should toilet paper be hung on the spool? Should the sheets be hanging around the front or around the back? FRONT. this is very important.
Do you urinate every time you defecate? no, actually.
Have you ever eaten anything while you are going to the bathroom? chocolate or junk food.
Before sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom, do you wipe the toilet seat to clean it first (or use a protective cover)? yes, or else i just squat.
Have you ever tried to fart but pooped in your pants instead? haha, a tiny bit once.
Does it bother you to have a conversation with someone while you or they are going to the bathroom? not at all!

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