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sinkers or floaters?
Are you a folder or a crumpler?
Are you an inspector?
Are you a stander or sitter? (A stander stands up after defecating so he/she can easily wipe his/her bottom, a Sitter keeps seated for this).
Are you a double dipper? (A double-dipper will sometimes wipe more than once with the same piece of toilet paper)
Do you use moist wipes or wet your toilet paper?
Do you read in the bathroom?
Do you sit upright or bend forward?
Do you inspect what you've left in the bowl before flushing?
How far down do you pull your pants/underwear?
If you flush but there is still some left, do you flush again until its all gone?
To wipe, do you reach your hand between your legs, or do you reach your hand around your backside?
Once you start wiping, do you wipe from front to back or back to front?
Do you usually wipe until you are totally clean, or just until most of it is gone?
Do you try to avoid pooping in public restrooms in other people are there?
Do you drop a few squares of toilet paper in the bowl before you start, to stop water/pee from bouncing up into your ass?
Do you use air freshener (or light a match) after you go to the bathroom?
Do you usually pee standing up or sitting down?
Have you ever urinated in the shower?
Have you ever urinated in a swimming pool (not including when you were a little kid)?
Have you ever urinated in the ocean, lake or river (not including when you were a little kid)?
At home, do you usually go pee with the bathroom door open when somebody else is around?
How should toilet paper be hung on the spool? Should the sheets be hanging around the front or around the back?
Do you urinate every time you defecate?
Have you ever eaten anything while you are going to the bathroom?
Before sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom, do you wipe the toilet seat to clean it first (or use a protective cover)?
Have you ever tried to fart but pooped in your pants instead?
Does it bother you to have a conversation with someone while you or they are going to the bathroom?

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(Anonymous)
Sep. 27th, 2005 04:29 pm (UTC)
sinkers or floaters? Sinkers

Are you a folder or a crumpler?folder

Are you an inspector? No

Are you a stander or sitter? (A stander stands up after defecating so he/she can easily wipe his/her bottom, a Sitter keeps seated for this). usually a sitter

Are you a double dipper? (A double-dipper will sometimes wipe more than once with the same piece of toilet paper) No

Do you use moist wipes or wet your toilet paper? No

Do you read in the bathroom? Maxim or Rolling Stone

Do you sit upright or bend forward? Bend forward a little bit

Do you inspect what you've left in the bowl before flushing? Yes, but not too much. i just check the length and consistency

How far down do you pull your pants/underwear? if im shitting? to my ankles

If you flush but there is still some left, do you flush again until its all gone? some what left? yes?

To wipe, do you reach your hand between your legs, or do you reach your hand around your backside? wow, around my back. i didnt know you could do the other

Once you start wiping, do you wipe from front to back or back to front? from taint to lower back

Do you usually wipe until you are totally clean, or just until most of it is gone? totally clean

Do you try to avoid pooping in public restrooms in other people are there? at all costs. and if someone walks in i hold it til they leave

Do you drop a few squares of toilet paper in the bowl before you start, to stop water/pee from bouncing up into your ass? wow, i never thought of that, but no, i like the feeling

Do you use air freshener (or light a match) after you go to the bathroom? If its readily available

Do you usually pee standing up or sitting down? standing unless in bored/tired/wanna read

Have you ever urinated in the shower? Yes

Have you ever urinated in a swimming pool (not including when you were a little kid)? No

Have you ever urinated in the ocean, lake or river (not including when you were a little kid)? Yes

At home, do you usually go pee with the bathroom door open when somebody else is around? With friends, ya. family, no

How should toilet paper be hung on the spool? Should the sheets be hanging around the front or around the back? Around the Front

Do you urinate every time you defecate? Yes

Have you ever eaten anything while you are going to the bathroom? Yes

Before sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom, do you wipe the toilet seat to clean it first (or use a protective cover)? i check out the situation first then act accordingly. but i always rip off the first foot or so of toilet paper and then use the next part

Have you ever tried to fart but pooped in your pants instead? and work once a lil bit

Does it bother you to have a conversation with someone while you or they are going to the bathroom? Not at all. When im in the shower people come in all the time to go.

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